Hey, Iceman, I am a rat not a pig, sorry

Wines: 16
Cigarettes: 1,5 package
Hugs: 0 (the worls abandoned me)
Loelz: a lot tonight
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Helloew,

One addition to last night, I undressed and was naked listening on the couch to a really wonderful R&B CD called Secrets from Toni Braxton, it is f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c, check it out, especially the first two songs, and before I know it was 4:30, well, who cares, I am free from working class mayhem.
My little holiday started last night and this morning I took the privilege to sleep until 12:30 (actually I dreamed about you working your asses off, see above) and I woke up with a big smile ;) Went into the cheesy city and ate some delicious bread with Cranbeery pateeh combined with two healthy and delicious "white things you van eat or drink coming from a cute cow". Read some Bob Den Uyl and Josie Dew travel stories, bought some shoes at the outlet store (only EUR 25, yeahhh). Sat down and had some delicious Carribean Sun coffees and getting emotional (or should I say romantical ;))

Came home, and was online for a small moment talking to my dear friends and also Marjolein, leaving tomorrow from Petershoek (party!), Irma (one of the new candidates for the job; Ooh man, I definitely promoted her from head to toe, but chessy dad has to make up his decision). I think she is swell and also able do be a good bar cleaning and caring lady, good luck to you sweety :)

Around 5:30 I went to the cheesy bar and guess what, I was offered a very delicious meal for free as a reward for my everlasting mental power to help out others. I ate and ate and drank and drank some delicious wines as usual and talked with the locals.

At 6:42 I took the train to Slutty Dike to meet up with my friends at the Grand Hermes, and it was CROWDED like it has been for the last weeks (Peter is doing good business!). But, beeing a well known and adored customer Peter was able to move some people away to make space for me and please me. There is a new woman working at the GH called Roxanne, she was smiling and doing her job well, so Peter must be very happy. Rodrielo pointed at to me that The Police wrote a very good song about her.. Roxanne, bring up the white wine, Roxanne... hehehehe.

Name changes:
- Harry Viscious is from now on to be announed as "Mooses Dessi, the virgin queen of nymphomania" (a character from a Finnish book, I think that's special)
- All-off-Loelcas, the Chessman is from now on known as "The Iceman"

Things were running wild already so I had to comply and fight my way in, which is not really a problem. After some time at our Stammtisch we are having clockwise (cockwise?): Mojojo-Joe (remember the powerpuff girlz?), Vespa Cock, Bionic Woman, The Iceman, Choufe-mouse, Harem-Fred, Harry from the East, Mooses Pessi, The Claw, Rodiello and The Ant. Actually seats were different, but Vespa, Mouse and Harmem-F came in later so we got kind of a switch (Vespa wanted to be among the women, loel).
What was happening, on the left there was a game going on called the "Drinking game": pick some subject like drinking brands, nation capitals, colours or things you can put in your mouth without hurting; next you have to give a name acoording to the subject, the first one waiting to long or doen't know a name anymore must drink! I think that's hilarious. Imagine what you could do with that... ;) Harry not-from-the-east tried to be funny and metioned that the new Thelegraaf will be: Dagblad van de toekomst: Stijlegraaf (referring to De Stijl).

We stayed quite long as usual (i.e. closing time), I catched my trainy at 22:25 and homed back to cheesy town. We didn't all say goodbye, that's sad, we are all friends even if we are drunk as skunks (like jojo, bionic and Vespa, hehehe), ok I guessed some were pissed off not to be able to order more drinks, that's just the regulation guys.

Came into cheesy town, passed cheesy dad and invited him to come over to Drinkerij but he waved Noe, so I went there by myself, Mike was cool, the audience however wasn't that special so I got stuck with three wines. This is going to be a short night, because tomorrow I will be celebrating the goodbye of Marjolein at cheesy bar and also I want to get up early to do some house maintenance. And now I am here, smoking my final ciggy and pleasing the bloggers (I wish all of you would take the effort to check it out, it is done out of love).

Two things I still have to do:
- change my sign to really be a capricorn, I am NOT a scale for goodsake;
- I will put the disclaimer on the bottom to avoid silly people sewing me for using names from others.

Ok, guys, thanks for the lovely evening and hopefully I'll see you again soon :) (Susie's on saturday for those interested and maybe I'll pop in tomorrow anyhow) I do my best to do this blog and please realize: english is not my mtoher or even my primal language, correct me if I do wrong.

PS: Mooses, think about the book, I like to see it.

CHEEEERRRZZZ... :)

Wines: 13
Hugs: 1 (read below)
Rodents or mice: 0
Cigarettes: 2 packets
Jerk offs: not yet
Loelz: a lot
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Hi guys, what an evening!

Woke up tomorrow , hoping to be able to be on time on my Employability workshop, almost slept through the time, but happily I managed (I am good). Came at work at 8:45, booted up my laptop and sent some nice messages to my friends :) The workshop was great, presented by a cute little thingy called Joyce, and she did so well. I was smiling at her and made eye-contact, teasing fuck I am ; at least I learned something from it). Lasted from 9:00 till 13:40, we were piloting the whole session and we were having a great time. We are the chosen ones (Chaim Potok) to put some energy into this whole fucking thing and I guess we are some kind of "ambassadors of employability". Next time I will ask the sweet lady to join us at the Grand Hermes. Bless you miss Joyce and thanks for your kindness.
Ok, things were running late, so I had approximately 10 minutes to get my cheese. After that I had to go into another useless meeting at 14:00 (aren't they all?) and finally around 15:30 I was able to really get some work done.. :) Because I am off tomorrow (now today) and friday I had to manage a lot of things, I am some kind of dr Spok (single point of knowledge; where did I heard this before?...) and fortunately took care of leaving the work behind at my good "friends".

Around 6:30 went to the Grand Hermes (at slutty dike) and again we had a lovely time. On the right corner we have: Lord Ant, the Vespa Cock, Rodriello, All-o-v Loelcas, Vicious Harry and of course Harry from The East, hehehehe (I love anonomous people). I forgot the name of that other bloke sitting on our "Stammtisch". He was kind of there I guess.

NEW WHITE WINE: Of course I was chosen to taste it, South African one, and it is goooood. I almost got more drunk than I normally do! Some funny qoutes, starting with movie names:
- There's something about (dirty) Hairy (greesy Hairy)
- Schindlers Fist (what really happened at the camps) (Cheesy Claw / The Ant)
- Drilling miss Daisy (The Ant)
- One screw over the Cocks nest (sorry Vespa Cock)
- Shaving Ryan's Private (bless you Vespa Cock, ambassador of Loel)
- Ass Venture pet detective (The Ant)

Don't you love all these creative guys?; sorry Bionic woman was not in; take a good rest sweety and don't let the rodents or mice bite you.. ;)

Of course the chessman came up with some Muschi-stuff:
- Muschirella
- Tiramuschi
(I am getting SO hungry right now... ))

Chessman, a man knowing to have a really good taste (at least in its own world), called a Honda Snoopy standing in front of the window a Vespa. Isn't that blasphemy Vespa Cock? hehehehe. Were you offended or just drunk?

Some funny URL's (derived from the simple mind of Harry from The East):
- www.kijkmeaanalsik.com
- www.alsikopmijnhoogte.com

After some time I left the loelz behind and paid my bill... that's what I thought, the first three wines were on Peter Hermes, but he didn't communicate (loel), so discussion discussion and guess what?.. I missed my train to cheesy town ONE minute (fuck), so I took the stop train at 22:07 up to cheesy town and the cheesy bar.

I rolled in and found out cheesy mom went to bed alreay and cheesy dad was hanging out at the neighbours bar (De Drinkerij), talked with Marjolein, New Zealand-Paul, Angus The Teacher and The Face about the technique of flying planes without human beeings (would you?). tick tock tick and then I told Marjolein to come with me and go to the neighbours and pay cheese dad a surprise visit ;) Well, it worked (third bar today, still going strong). There we had some drunk discussion with the beautoful guys over there, about... ehm... football and (beep). After that cheese dad left, Marjolein going to catch the last bus, I was left behind with Drinkerij Mike and some greesy guys.. One of them came sitting next to me and told me a very sad story: I never drink and come up to the bar much, because I am married and have four children... three. One died of cancer and he was crying in my arms at 1:30 (by the way, everything I write down on this blog is checked and trusted, I am not a crook, honesty pays). I felt sorry for this guy but just didn't know what to say or do to make him feel better... just bless him and I hope he will find peace for himself.

Went home at 1:40 and know I am doing my blog, no bad news in the mail, no rodents or mice, so I can go to sleep safely.

GUYS and LADY: how about meeting up at Susie's on saturday's, think that's great, it really is a cool bar. I will pay the first round ;)

CHEERS, sleep weel and have a lot of fun in your dreams
Signed: Claw

Oh yeah, one more thing, posting is now allowed without beeing a blogger, so leave your comments behind :)

Wines: 12
Food: 1 kaassoufflé and 1 cheesy burger (what do you expect?)
Rodents and mice: 0
Hugs and kisses: 0,5
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Heloeoe! Yet another splendid day :) Everything at the office went fine, actually I was relaxed and the sun was shining (except from that horrible windy thingy) so nothing to complain about. Today I completed and updated my CV, because it was SEVEN years ago(!) I did it, man, I guess I am getting old, soon I will celebrate my lustrum at De Telegraaf (mmmm, outsourcing thing is going on but hey! I got into some classified information (isn't that my job?) and found out that the business applications and everything/everyone involved is not in the outsource program (so, Peter, if you want to go on... stop worrying!)).

Once again I met my dear friends at The Grand Hermes and we had a lot of laughs and silly fun. We were talking all kind of languages including Franglais (look it up) and made dirty movie titles out of existing ones ;) Harry, because you brought that magazine cover I couldn't scan your beloved star, so next time you have to bring it (should I leave out the horns?). I had a wonderfful time again, and for your sake, I leave out all the dirty details ;)

When I got into cheese town I went to the Du Passage because cheesy mom and cheesy dad (Petershoek) were closing down (sorry) and unlike yesterday unfortunately it was a bit boring compared to yesterday, people doing there own business, some couple talking sweet words and some guys playing billiards, fine, not much talking material. So I left with two wines which is a bit absurd but no worries, I'll live, the claw always doez (btw next posts I will mention the amount of wines and jerk offs so probably I should name my blog "Mr Cheesy Claws Diary"). When I came home I finally got my book from Peter Moore: No Shitting In The Toilet. Man! I love the way this guy writes travel stories, he is one of the cool Aussies and I wish him good luck hoping he will publish Moore. If you like to read travel books check him out and also his website: www.petermoore.net, it is a lot of fun!

I am a bit uninspired today (movie name jokes I don't really recall, please forgive me) so no jokes today. Just going for a shower and play around, watch some Discovery Channel and then go to my little cosy bed because tomorrow I have to be on my Employment Workshop at 9.00 and I think that is EARLY enough (no offense to the early birds).

One more thing, today we got the news that a colleague within the Operations team died of a hart attack, Eddy Hoffman, while he was three weeks off from hart treatment, that's sad. Bless him and the ones he is leaving behind.

Greeting from cheesy town and take care out there!
CHEERS

So, finally I managed to get off from work, everything is cool, had a nice drink with my friends at Hermes. Stayed until about 9:30 and went off to one off my cheese bars in Alkmaar: Du Passage. Piet Jan was there and we had a lot of laughs. There was a crazy (but in a good way) guy dancing his ass off on 50's music and we were all enjoying it and seeing him dancing in his own mystical way. Talked with Piet Jan about his plans and progress about starting up a new pub in Alkmaar (De Ouwe Pul), probably he'll be in there end of July. Heard a funny joke tonight:

Three guys are sitting outside all claiming to be Jesus Christ. The first one says I am the one, he breaks up a big loaf of bread and shares it along the people, the second one says he can walk on the water so he puts up a piece of cardboard in the canal and steps on it, the third one says: you all are full of bullshit, let's go to the hookers and I'll show you: so he went up to a prostitute and then when he kncoked on one of the windows the girl sees him and cries out loud: Jesus Christ, are you back again..! ;)

So now I am home and going for a good night sleep, put on my headphones and some good music and I will enjoy for an hour or something. Tomorrow I have to be at work at an incredibly early hour (10), so I guess I'll be fine. CHEERS!

The adventures of mr Cheesy Claw

Welcome to my adventures and first post! Actually I started it because I found the www.blogger.com through a friend who is having a wonderful trip in Australia right now, he is planning to live there and I wish him all the best :)

Today a long day at the office, have to be here until 19:30 to finish some database update. It's sunny outside, wanted to go out for a drink with my buddies but now that has to wait. Anyway, mr Cheesy Claw is not a name you just come up with in a snap, so just let me explain it: my home town is Alkmaar / North Holland North ;) of course famous worldwide for it's delicious cheeses; the claw has to do with my funny way of writing, I don't hold a pen, I "claw" it more or less. However, fortunately everything turned out well. Ok have a good time out there and cu!